🌀 THE SMOKE BREAK
“Laugh the Year to Death”
We made it to the last newsletter of the year.
Your shadow is drunk.
Your guides are tired.
Your soul is somewhere between “wow” and “I need an adult.”
Perfect conditions for ending a year properly.
🌤 COSMIC FORECAST
Fireworks incoming, both literal and emotional.
Ignore omens tonight — not every explosion is a message.
Some are just humans being loud with fire.
🜂 TODAY’S UNWISE WISDOM
The year doesn’t end when the calendar says so.
It ends when you laugh at what tried to break you.
🔮 TINY SPELL FOR WAYWARD WITCHES
The Final Laugh Banishing
Think of the dumbest thing that stressed you out this year.
Laugh at it — real or fake laugh, doesn’t matter.
Snap your fingers: “Dismissed.”
Year banished.
🛍 THE MERCH TABLE BY THE DOOR
🎴 Holiday Cards
Last chance to send hexmas greetings. These cards go bye-bye tomorrow!
🎁 Holiday Gift Pack
20% off until January 1.
📘 Fleshcraft Codex Volume 2
Releasing January 6.
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